I sincerely wish this was a joke, but alas it's all too real. A choice quote from their front page:

"Tiger Woods, Quincy Jones , Seal, Ice-T, Reggie Bush and Cuba Godding Jr are stealing your white women. Halle Berry [sic],Iman, Paula Patton, and Garcelle Beauvais are stealing your white men."

I fear we may have gone too far.

OK so really it's just a borderline racially insensitive and definitely obnoxious ad campaign where Kutcher shows us all the wacky characters he has in his arsenal.