AND he works in customer service. I'll be he's really really good at working with customers. The white ones, anyway.
I sincerely wish this was a joke, but alas it's all too real. A choice quote from their front page:
"Tiger Woods, Quincy Jones , Seal, Ice-T, Reggie Bush and Cuba Godding Jr are stealing your white women. Halle Berry [sic],Iman, Paula Patton, and Garcelle Beauvais are stealing your white men."
I fear we may have gone too far.
Black males are also more likely to be pro basketball players, but that doesn't mean I ask every one I meet for tips.
OK so really it's just a borderline racially insensitive and definitely obnoxious ad campaign where Kutcher shows us all the wacky characters he has in his arsenal.
Nick clearly failed to grasp the unspoken, yet assumed etiquette of navigating the crazy world of Tinder: don't rapid fire unanswered messages, don't be a cankerous dickhead of a douchecanoe to matches that 'just aren't feeling you', and don't be a racist. Fail to abide by those reasonable commandments, and you leave yourself vulnerable to being the next fella to fall prey to social media-driven condemnation on good 'ol venting outlets like Imgur and Facebook.