I sincerely wish this was a joke, but alas it's all too real. A choice quote from their front page:

"Tiger Woods, Quincy Jones , Seal, Ice-T, Reggie Bush and Cuba Godding Jr are stealing your white women. Halle Berry [sic],Iman, Paula Patton, and Garcelle Beauvais are stealing your white men."

I fear we may have gone too far.

OK so really it's just a borderline racially insensitive and definitely obnoxious ad campaign where Kutcher shows us all the wacky characters he has in his arsenal.

Black males are also more likely to be pro basketball players, but that doesn't mean I ask every one I meet for tips.

AND he works in customer service. I'll be he's really really good at working with customers. The white ones, anyway.