Kids! Parents! Loved ones! Finish your Thanksgiving leftovers! Don't leave it sitting out for 29 years, even if it gives you license to make a stupid pun in situations like these.

Hi pot and noose want the triangles to stop making math jokes, but they are math jokes themselves. It's an existential quandary.

Children's literature: really an insidious plot to subliminally teach children how to poop.

These corporate slogan-pun condoms were made and posted over at NewCondoms. Check out the site for more!