You stay hard while you're cooking and cleaning? You get turned on by the oddest things.
3rd year? Male? Student? He's perfect!
someone slid this under my door and it was addressed to holly
I'll give him credit for this: the first word he chose to put in bold was "deeply." At least he knows how to be suggestive.
Ladies, please, I have very high standards. Applicants must be between 18 and 90, and anyone outside of that range will not be considered. I won't take just anyone.
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