one liners

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By Alexwin
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My name is what you'll be crying to your mother when you're sobbing in her arms and telling her about that awful day you got kicked in the nuts.

She'll Think of Something at 3am
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My personal goal for the day is to slip the term "cavernous vag" into a conversation.