She'll Think of Something at 3am Next Morning

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My personal goal for the day is to slip the term "cavernous vag" into a conversation.

Nice to Meet You

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Nice to Meet You
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My name is what you'll be crying to your mother when you're sobbing in her arms and telling her about that awful day you got kicked in the nuts.