Texting is CONFUSING

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Drafting the perfect text message is a learned art form. Just remember, the more you write, the more likely you are to literally set the other person's phone on fire.

Looks Like You've Got a Bad Case of the Willies

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Looks Like You've Got a Bad Case of the Willies
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Dammit. This always happens before first dates. Now I have to stay home.