What do you do with walls so thin you can hear every little bump and grind from your neighbors next door? Challenge yourself to last longer than they can! This guy makes a game out of a bad living arrangement.

Here's a rundown of my reaction to this post, sentence by sentence:

1. Oh it rhymes, that's cute.
2. Alrighty then, starting to get uncomfortable... years?
3. LOL delusional too. "Dude that girl I've been stalking is totally into me. She's so into me she stalks me too! Sometimes we stalk in circles!
4. HOLD the phone. Is he moving next door to her? And someone's already involved with this creep? 5-7. idontwanttoliveonthisplanetanymore.jpg