Here's a rundown of my reaction to this post, sentence by sentence:
- Oh it rhymes, that's cute.
- Alrighty then, starting to get uncomfortable... years?
- LOL delusional too. "Dude that girl I've been stalking is totally into me. She's so into me she stalks me too! Sometimes we stalk in circles!
- HOLD the phone. Is he moving next door to her? And someone's already involved with this creep?