Oh great, they're describing Bella Swan for the girls.
Also, I like how the headline says "girls" but the subtitle starts with "women." Whoever wrote the headline was a classy, classy guy.
Women attract, men mostly repel.
But if she makes a sound like an accordion, you're probably doing it wrong.
It must mean he has really small... feet.
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