Green Dates and Ham

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dr seuss,Hall of Fame,match,quote,weird
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It must have taken a very long time to find someone who's really into cats wearing hats. Oh, the tragedy of living in an age before the internet.

Pray You Never Meet Your Perfect Match

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comic,geek,match,nerd,We Are Dating
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Do you really want to date someone who eats as many Fritos, smells as atrociously, and is as socially incapacitated as you? Please. Date others as you would have them date unto you.

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