The Death Sock

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its a trap,masturbation,sperm,star wars,We Are Dating
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I wonder if Darth Vader ever uses his force choke for this?

So That's What We've Been Missing Out On

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a year without wacking it,drastic changes,masturbation
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Unfortunately, no man has ever lasted long enough to prove this theory true.

Some Quality Time Alone

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bathtub,candles,masturbation,romantic,We Are Dating
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The laptop screen must be playing reruns of Golden Girls. That must be it.