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My Dinner With Ryan
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I plan to make airplane noises when I spoon food into his mouth.

We'll See About That
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Dating: the only pursuit where persistence doesn't always pay off.

Remember Kids: If You Did This BEFORE Marriage, Your Entire Head Will Asplode
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Remember, kids: if you have any form of orgasm before marriage, this will happen 99% of the time.

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