I Can't Wait for My Hot Date With Ryan Gosling

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I Can't Wait for My Hot Date With Ryan Gosling
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I plan to make airplane noises when I spoon food into his mouth.

A Periodical for the Periodically Neurotic

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A Periodical for the Periodically Neurotic
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Good lord, that majestic prow. It's made several hundred Valkyries quit their jobs to become stewardesses.