Guaranteed Good Times

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Guaranteed Good Times
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While you were out doing whatever it is haters do, the gents at Epic Meal Time were finding out new ways to help men everywhere "elevate" themselves above the competition.

Goin' hard on a Friday night (no pun intended) and you want to hit the sack with that lady friend of yours after hitting the Jack Dagnels? Then get your hands around some Old-Time Bourbon-flavored lube, and rise to the occasion.

Real SMART!

Ever Wished Everything, Even Sex, Tasted Like Bacon?

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Ever Wished Everything, Even Sex, Tasted Like Bacon?
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Well now it can! Presenting Bacon Lube, the world's only bacon-scented and -flavored massage oil and "personal lubricant." You'll never look at breakfast the same way again.