Give it twenty or so years of marriage.
This is almost grounds to get back together, but then you'd probably have to give back the breakup gift, and that's just not possible.
Or for yourself. Because let's be honest, you ARE the "Forever Aloner" in your life.
Via Pleated Jeans.
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