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Breakup Prevention Kit

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Why bother working things out when you can just get pregnant right? This kit comes with everything you need to poke a hole in your condom and have a happy "accident". 

Step One...

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He Remembered!

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Aww, It's So Cute!

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You Know, I Never Thought of That

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Ooooh, but with the thorns? OUCH. CRINGE. SHUDDER. NO.