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He recognized the spambot almost immediately, but didn't stop there. What follows next is some of the most emo poetry you will ever read. It's a shame the spambot only cares about getting naked because this dude would have totally become a tree for his new friend.

"We will grow a forest from our new bodies." "Help me rot into the earth."

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Many people think that dreams are a product of the subconscious. Some look for meaning or even prophecies within their dream. Almost everyone is able to keep their dreams inside their own head but Imgur user LongTitlesMakeMeHappy is not one of them. He mumbles responses, accusations and general statements while he's a asleep and his wife messages it to him so he won't forget a moment of it.

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Swipe Right of The Day: This Guy Got All The Chicks After Joining Tinder as a Glass of Red Wine
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New Tinder strategy: just act like you're an inanimate object.

It seems to be working pretty well for this guy.

Sean Fahmy over at Food Beast decided to sign up for Tinder posing as a glass of red wine. As everyone knows, chicks "OMGLOVELOVE" red wine.

The results were pretty hilarious...

We tip our glass to you, sir.

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