Bitches Love Subway

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Bitches Love Subway
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Jared is just too sexy to handle ever since he went on that Subway diet.

Burger King is the Thruway to My Red Light District

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Burger King is the Thruway to My Red Light District
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Wendy's is the tunnel to my hot n' bothered county.

Arby's is the bridge to my erogenous peninsula.

Taco Bell is the bus route express to orgasm lane.