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creepy fap ninja Police Are Searching for a Criminal Now Known as The "Hipster Ninja Masturbator"
Via: seattlepi
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Police are on the lookout for a man who has made a "special" visit to the same house in Seattle up to four times according to Seattle PI.  You can probably guess what he's doing based on the blurred out segment of the image. 



This serial offender has been caught on security footage looking through the window of the home after a woman who lives there reported it to the police about a month before. He's been described as  a ninja because of the dark clothes and toe shoes he's wearing (the night vision camera makes his black clothing look white). One Reddit user commented on the situation to say what we were all thinking:


via Zorrino

Hopefully, he's caught soon because as funny as the situation seems, it is definitely not okay. 

video game news pornhub traffic decline during release of fallout 4
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Starting between 4 and 5 am on November 10th, Pornhub saw a 10% dip in traffic among gamers that lasted until around 3 pm. It dipped again sharply from 6 pm - 9 pm, when things shot back up to normal. Put simply, we were all to busy playing Fallout 4 to whip out our other joysticks. Pornhub VP Corey Price isn't mad about it though. He told VentureBeat that "as huge fans of the game, we can’t say we blame anyone for swapping Pornhub time for some Pip-Boy surfing instead. We would have done the same."

Put those tissues away, we've got a wasteland to explore!

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