Dating Dispatches: A Thing Of Myth And Legend

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Dating Dispatches: A Thing Of Myth And Legend
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After some 60 years of sex research, science-type people are unable to definitively locate a "G-spot." (did you know it's named after a dead German gynecologist? think about THAT during your next sexy times) They're not saying that any and all stimulation is all mental or faked though (except for your girlfriend, OHHHH BURRRRRN). Rather, pleasurable sensation comes from several different structures converging, and there's not a special, particular erogenous gland tucked away in there. I'm sure the test subjects were very happy to assist with studying orgasms.

Dating Dispatches: Facebook Girlfriend For Hire

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Dating Dispatches: Facebook Girlfriend For Hire
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For just $5, "Cathy" here (who we're sure is a 100% real woman and the same person as in "her" pictures) will pretend to be your girlfriend on Facebook, and will even post messages to your profile if you're trying to make someone jealous. Because it doesn't matter if you're actually forever alone as long as your friends think you're not forever alone, right?

I Can't Wait for My Hot Date With Ryan Gosling

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I Can't Wait for My Hot Date With Ryan Gosling
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I plan to make airplane noises when I spoon food into his mouth.

Losing Your Man Has Never Been Easier

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Losing Your Man Has Never Been Easier
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Someone at the novelty goods factory has been watching too many episodes of Glee.