This guy can't catch a break: as if their 72-day marriage wasn't embarrassing enough, now Star magazine's cover story is "OMG HE'S TOTES GAY." Their evidence? He got pedicures and wore expensive suits, he shaved Kourtney Kardashian's husband's armpits on the show once, and he and Kim weren't intimate as often as she might've liked, including one night when he turned her down so he could watch SportsCenter.

Considering the whole Kardashian clan pretty much manipulated him into boosted ratings for their show(s) and a multi-million dollar wedding deal, can you really blame Mr. Humphries for not wanting to sleep with one of them?

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Sex is best when it's consequence-free.

Even the vinyl stick family suffers.

When you want your ex to leave you alone so bad that you start looking for dates for her.