You Are Hands Down the Worst Dirty Talker Ever

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Describing what you're doing in painfully technical terms does not equate to spicing up your love life.

And Then We Go Both Go to Sleep

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Literal Dirty Talk Is Literal

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You Never Know Who Those 900 Numbers Will Give You

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Just Go With It, Baby

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Baby, I'm Gonna Love You Like A Snowstorm

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Dirty Talk

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"Ooooh, yeah, then I'm gonna poke those weird pouches beneath it, yeah. With my finger."