If You're Really Committed, Amputate It

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Amazonian warriors of Greek myth would cut off their left breast so that they could be more accurate archers. You should do the same with your left arm so you can spoon more easily.

Ready for Love

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Instead of asking you for a handjob, he asked you to "fondle my manly bits?" KEEP THAT MAN AND NEVER LET HIM GO.