This Woman Purposefully Made the Worst Online Dating Profile Ever and Still Received Tons of Messages From h0rny Dudes

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This Woman Purposefully Made the Worst Online Dating Profile Ever and Still  Received Tons of Messages From h0rny Dudes
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Check the article for the full story. For the record: 150 messages in 24 hours.

We all deserve better than this, folks.

A Living Document from the Worst Relationship Ever

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A Living Document from the Worst Relationship Ever
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The original Reddit poster transcribed this Declaration of Neediness for all to read:

*1. No looking around.
*2. No sensitive topics (i.e girls)
*3. No phonecalls after 12
*4. No spending money
*5. Plan and organise days before playing xbox
*6. be over the top sweet all the time
*7. call when upset
*8. Tell me if you're going out
*9. Warn if boner (that's a little disturbing)
*10. Look away if girls are on the screen
*11. No aggression.
*12. No excuses
*13. No other websites
*14. Listen
*15. No looking at internet without her.

This Crazy Argument Might Make You Want to Stay Single Forever

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WARNING: Language and toxic levels of batty in this video. Also, unsurprisingly, the divorce papers were served shortly after this video was taken.