My New Favorite Pickup Line

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Sometimes you want to be the 1/3
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What a Child it Would Be

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the internets,netflix,funny,children,g rated,dating
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This May as Well be a Portrait for What a Relationship Shouldn't Look Like

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marriage,Chart,cringe,facepalm,funny,children,dating
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Oh Kids and Their Wide-Eyed Innocence

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innocence,the birds and the bees,children
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Ancient Words Of Power

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children,oh god why,rage comic,vajayjay
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The Best Marriage Counselors Are In Primary School

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children,dating fails,g rated,Hall of Fame,informational,marriage,survey
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Always go with your partner and get tested for cooties before committing to a serious relationship.

The Kid's A Fast Learner

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butts,children,grope,hey ladies,squeeze
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There's a certain age where the girl's reaction goes from "Aww!" to "pepper spray."