Sorry Ladies, He's Taken

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Things get really awkward when you're forced to break up with Cat.

Rebuttal

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User nokillnegi politely responds to this post from a couple weeks back. Fun fact: that's a self portrait, and nokillnegi really is a cat.

Puss Brought His "O" Face

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Because I Love Pussy So Much

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They're Having a "Moment"

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He's really into pussy.

Let Jesus Walk Across Your Nipples

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"You need Jesus in your life" is now my go-to response in situations where I would normally just say "you need help."

I'll Buy One Thousand

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Oh kitty, you're such a trollop.