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2011 was a good year for eyebrow-raising records being broken. Above is the world's largest pair of underwear, which fit a whopping 57 people. Click through the gallery for the rest!

Any girl wearing this bra is surely expecting you to use the konami code on her.

N.B. None of this actually happened. But still, breasts, amirite?

Yep, there's a medal just three thumbtacks to the left of the condom. Definitely her trophy wall.

People might think Madonna aims for "sexy," but really she's going for DANGEROUS.