Dumpster Diving

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It appears that what we witnessed the other day was just a missed connection in the making. What a shame. I thought for sure they were life partners.

Lab Partner Epiphany

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Also, Sandwiches

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I'd Sure Like You to Put A Shell Around My Python, Ifyouknowwhatimean

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Waitasec, I'm starting to think she doesn't need help with her homework. At all.

Too Bad It Only Comes Once a Month

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Doesn't She Know that Air Conditioners Are the Leading Cause of Impotence?

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God, next thing you know she'll be asking him to move to a room with a dehumidifier. Some people are so demanding.

Hope You Brought Your Machete

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