Who Wouldn't Want Derek Jeter's Sloppy Seconds?

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You too can catch one of Derek Jeter's 3000 ex-girlfriends on the rebound!

If That Doesn't Do It, Nothing Will

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Oakland Athletics pitcher Brandon McCarthy recently suffered a concussion after being hit in the head with a line drive. Upon being discharged from California Pacific Medical Center in San Francisco, it's clear that his mind is back to functioning correctly.

Seems Like He Should Have Learned His Lesson

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That lesson is: don't play baseball.

We're All Very Proud Of You

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And then mid-text, Dad remembered that Katelyn doesn't even play baseball.