Who Could Turn Down a Face Like That?

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Come on, just look into his eyes. LOOK.

I Knew That Couldn't Be You!

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It was your anal-loving doppelganger all along!

No More Experimenting.

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Maybe we'll just try missionary from now until the rest of forever...

Only Cheating If Roofies Are Involved

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Yahoo Answers: the leading cause of marital infidelity on the internet.

And This Is Only Attempt #24

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I'm thinking of starting a reality TV series called "Guys Trying to Get Girls to Try Anal: True Stories." Coming soon to a public access station near you.