I Don't Understand You

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I Don't Understand You
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Either he's drunk and watching Schoolhouse Rock, or the grammar nazis are getting out of hand.

Correcting Text Grammar is a Fool's Errand

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Correcting Text Grammar is a Fool's Errand
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A simple solution would be to not read other people's text messages.

Lady Boner Killer

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Lady Boner Killer
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This is why relationships between intelligent women and hunky shirtless men don't last long.

Hahaha, just kidding. Sorry, less-hunky shirted men and knuckle-dragging women.

I'm Not English, I'm Amurrican

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I'm Not English, I'm Amurrican
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What are you trying to say about British people?