Just, Uh, Just Forget It

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Bro: It's now a verb.

And usually i catch myself before I text something lame. Less so with speaking, which is why I somehow found myself blurting "The Puppy Bowl will be a total cat-tastrophe!" the other day. Dumb. Dogs aren't even cats.

Suddenly My Simile Is Inappropriate

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"Uh... I meant 'dragging like a paraplegic' in a good way."

Awkward.

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