Whoops, Autocorrect Turned "Love" Into "Hate," I Swear

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The most sensitive area of a man's body might be his testicles, but his hairline runs a close second.

"I" For Irritating

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So you think you're Mr. Big Shot, speaking in one-word alliteration, huh?

autocowrecks - v for vendetta

It's a HOLIDAY Stop WORKING

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autocowrecks - all work and no play makes jack a dull boy the shining autocowrecks - the shining christmas wreath

Getting Paid to Jack It

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If you're getting paid by the hour and you go into the bathroom to pleasure yourself, does that make you a prostitute?

I Meant It When I Said My Job Was "Crappy"

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Amen, Brother

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When Your Boss Cares a Little Too Much

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You'd better believe HR is going to hear about this when I get back.