Bluetooth FAIL

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Bluetooth FAIL
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Whatever it takes to get through that giant inbox on the left.

Getting Paid to Jack It

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Getting Paid to Jack It
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If you're getting paid by the hour and you go into the bathroom to pleasure yourself, does that make you a prostitute?

The Perks of Working for the State

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The Perks of Working for the State
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And the best part is, he can calculate exactly how many tax dollars he's earning with the Poop Salary app!

autocowrecks - poop salary

Just, Uh, Just Forget It

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Just, Uh, Just Forget It
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Bro: It's now a verb.

And usually i catch myself before I text something lame. Less so with speaking, which is why I somehow found myself blurting "The Puppy Bowl will be a total cat-tastrophe!" the other day. Dumb. Dogs aren't even cats.