Whatever it takes to get through that giant inbox on the left.
If you're getting paid by the hour and you go into the bathroom to pleasure yourself, does that make you a prostitute?
And the best part is, he can calculate exactly how many tax dollars he's earning with the Poop Salary app!
Bro: It's now a verb.
And usually i catch myself before I text something lame. Less so with speaking, which is why I somehow found myself blurting "The Puppy Bowl will be a total cat-tastrophe!" the other day. Dumb. Dogs aren't even cats.
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