Black or White

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black,cheating,dating,ghetto,lover,relationships,white,wrong number
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From the submitter:

Thought it was a friend joking around, but then it turned weird really fast. None of my friends owned up to this btw.

Black Hole Meets Dwarf Star

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Austin,autocorrect,back,black,drinking,dwarfing,Oprah Winfrey,white
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When I read the first line I thought this was a text from Michael Jackson Aging In Reverse™ (too soon?).

They're Not All in Kenya, You Racist

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black,comedy central,key-peele,Key and Peele,siri,white
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Though to be fair, to find black people on Comedy Central you'd need a search engine more powerful than Siri.

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