Twins!

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I like my coffee like I like my smartphone screens, which is glowing only when I want it to.

They're Not All in Kenya, You Racist

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Though to be fair, to find black people on Comedy Central you'd need a search engine more powerful than Siri.

Auto Correct Is a Racial Conspiracy

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Discrimination is everywhere.

Black or White

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From the submitter:

Thought it was a friend joking around, but then it turned weird really fast. None of my friends owned up to this btw.

Who's the Real Racist Here?

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The #1 Human Racist

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By Mike Fatzer
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Black Hole Meets Dwarf Star

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When I read the first line I thought this was a text from Michael Jackson Aging In Reverse™ (too soon?).