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hawaiian,iphone whale,luau,luau whale,whale
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What disturbs me the most is that the whale might actually have breasts underneath those clamshells.

I mean, I know they're mammals, but still.

grammar,grammar nazi,hipster,hitler,whale,whales
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As a species, iPhone whales have to pay very close attention to their facial hair. A few inches can mean the difference between a hipster and a Nazi.

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