HAHAHAHAHAoh wait it's freezing out and that's not funny.
Unless this is in Celsius, skeptical question mark?
"The Precious" would be a lot more precious if it gave you a seven-day forecast and the quickest route to Mount Doom.
... and for once I'm not talking about the operating system.
A rimshot for you, sir.
Ugh, it's so NICE out