I'm not sure the rage face in the fourth panel means what you think it means... unless I'm reading this story in completely the wrong way.

When even people who profess their love via video game characters find the "arrow to the knee" line hard to swallow, you know that joke has probably run its course.

What I'm saying is that you can leave me if you must, but the xbox stays.

Sega already has an app for their old-school Sonic games, so why can't Nintendo?