Crisis Averted

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Crisis Averted
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What I'm saying is that you can leave me if you must, but the xbox stays.

I Used to Never Sleep, But I Took a Girlfriend to My Sleep Schedule

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I Used to Never Sleep, But I Took a Girlfriend to My Sleep Schedule
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Kudos for getting a girlfriend who makes sure you're healthy and well-rested, especially since most people get less sleep after getting a girlfriend/boyfriend.

The Last Straw

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The Last Straw
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"I broke you Xbox?" Is she texting her console?

Geeks in Love

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Geeks in Love
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When even people who profess their love via video game characters find the "arrow to the knee" line hard to swallow, you know that joke has probably run its course.