An Open Letter to Nintendo

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An Open Letter to Nintendo
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Sega already has an app for their old-school Sonic games, so why can't Nintendo?

I Used to Never Sleep, But I Took a Girlfriend to My Sleep Schedule

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I Used to Never Sleep, But I Took a Girlfriend to My Sleep Schedule
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Kudos for getting a girlfriend who makes sure you're healthy and well-rested, especially since most people get less sleep after getting a girlfriend/boyfriend.

Say It Twice and It's a Penis

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Say It Twice and It's a Penis
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If you think you have it bad, just image how the French feel...

autocowrecks - wii france oui

Crisis Averted

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Crisis Averted
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What I'm saying is that you can leave me if you must, but the xbox stays.