An Open Letter to Nintendo

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Sega already has an app for their old-school Sonic games, so why can't Nintendo?

I Used to Never Sleep, But I Took a Girlfriend to My Sleep Schedule

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Kudos for getting a girlfriend who makes sure you're healthy and well-rested, especially since most people get less sleep after getting a girlfriend/boyfriend.

Introducing Skyrim Mobile

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I used to play mobile games on my smartphone, but then I took a graphing calculator to the face.

Youtuber no9sniper brought Skyrim to his TI-84 graphing calculator. It's obviously a bare-bones, mostly text version of the vast and sprawling world of the original, but it still features basic items, quests, and combat with a variety of mythical uglies. Perfect for when your math teacher starts to complain about you bringing your widescreen hi-def PC monitor to class.

The Last Straw

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"I broke you Xbox?" Is she texting her console?

Crisis Averted

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What I'm saying is that you can leave me if you must, but the xbox stays.

Negotiating

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From the original source:

Forgot to take an old ad off Craigslist. Now I just mess with people.

Say It Twice and It's a Penis

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If you think you have it bad, just image how the French feel...

autocowrecks - wii france oui