PC! Mac! PC! Mac!

When it comes to cell phone companies, they always seem to be the ones who most blatantly seek to rip off their customers. There's a reason more and more people are using prepay phones, and this is a prime example.

Butthole is unacceptable, but douche canoe gets a free pass. This makes perfect sense, because "douche canoe" has been scientifically proven to be the sixth-most hilarious two-word phrase in the English language.

"Can you hear me now? I don't care!"