From the submitter:
What can I say to my bestfriend on such a cliche day? Something that will get a rise out her. What is a BFF with a vast library of bathroom humor to do?!
"Siri, will we be together forever?" asked the user. "Even longer" Siri answered.
Today I learned that "foams" is slang for "shoes." I'm very white.
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