Oh She Mad

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Today I learned that "foams" is slang for "shoes." I'm very white.

Happy Forever Alone Day!

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"Siri, will we be together forever?" asked the user. "Even longer" Siri answered.

A Born Poet

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The best valentines day poem I could *come* up with