Women's lady-bits are like roses, all of them lovely and each of them unique in their own special way. But to men, they're just a bunch of flowers ripe for vigorous plucking.

Waitaminute... are you SURE that's yours? They all look the same to me, especially when they're covered in fur like that.

Of all the things to associate with your vagina, "vice" shouldn't be at the top of your list.