I WEAR THE PANTS BECAUSE THEY ARE MINE

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I WEAR THE PANTS BECAUSE THEY ARE MINE
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I bet you responded all nonchalantly with a single "k," too.

This Is Why I Named My iPhone "Hymen"

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This Is Why I Named My iPhone "Hymen"
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Because when you name your iPhone "hymen," it's much more fun when you drop it and tell people it's broken.

My iParents Are Deeeaaaaaad

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My iParents Are Deeeaaaaaad
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Batman's angst extends to Apple products I guess.