A Spoonful of Delicious Helps the Evil Go Down

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A Spoonful of Delicious Helps the Evil Go Down
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If jaywalking were as delicious as a chicken omelette, the cars wouldn't be able to drive for all the people in the road. Not to compare jaywalking to eating a mother with its young, but still.

Katy Prefers Her BlackPerry

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I think I see the problem: your phone is a shoe. autocowrecks - katy perry shoe