A Spoonful of Delicious Helps the Evil Go Down

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If jaywalking were as delicious as a chicken omelette, the cars wouldn't be able to drive for all the people in the road. Not to compare jaywalking to eating a mother with its young, but still.

You Had to Be There

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It's like he's talking about us or something!

Trolling Basketball Players

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Blake Griffin, basketball player for the L.A. Clippers, trolls his fans and blames it on autocorrect.

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