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If jaywalking were as delicious as a chicken omelette, the cars wouldn't be able to drive for all the people in the road. Not to compare jaywalking to eating a mother with its young, but still.

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I bet you responded all nonchalantly with a single "k," too.

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Of course, this is from the guy who drives foreign cars, that's erryday. A million off a tour, that's erryday. Hundred broads, that's erryday.

The list goes on from there.