And a partridge in a pear tree!
I bet you responded all nonchalantly with a single "k," too.
If jaywalking were as delicious as a chicken omelette, the cars wouldn't be able to drive for all the people in the road. Not to compare jaywalking to eating a mother with its young, but still.
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