If Only Cell Phones Worked in the Zombie Apocalypse...

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Unfortunately most phone companies don't account for their entire work force turning into deranged cannibalistic monsters. Walkie-Talkies it is then!

Dale Wants You to Notice His Text Message

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Dale Wants You to Notice His Text Message
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Look at me. Look at me. Look at me. LOOK AT ME I TEXTED YOU 20 SECONDS AGO AND YOU HAVEN'T NOTICED YET.