There's a Difference

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There's a Difference
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I wouldn't act too smug; technically she's talking about your butthole.

Too Late, We Have to Bang Now

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Too Late, We Have to Bang Now
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I'd rather not see people bang with auto-cucumbers. There's probably a place on the internet where you can see it, but I DON'T WANT TO.

Ducking Smerglerberger Pishpash

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Ducking Smerglerberger Pishpash
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Yes, the iPhone will censor your naughty language. But! There are loopholes! It looks like Chris' phone didn't censor him when he used the word "f*cks." The moral: always swear in the plural. And possibly with quotation marks around your swears.

You'll still get censored if you make it onto this site, though. Sorry. Ads, lol.

Words With WHAT?

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Words With WHAT?
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From the submitter:

These were the actual letters given to me while playing Words with Friends. This screenshot has not been altered.

It HAS been censored, though. We'll give you three guesses as to the letter our FAIL stamp is covering up, and the first guess doesn't count.