Okay, I'll Play the SECOND Word That Jumps to Mind ...

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Okay, I'll Play the SECOND Word That Jumps to Mind ...
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Today I said a silent prayer of thanks for the fact that "Niger" is a country in Africa. Also, zinger.

Ducking Smerglerberger Pishpash

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Ducking Smerglerberger Pishpash
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Yes, the iPhone will censor your naughty language. But! There are loopholes! It looks like Chris' phone didn't censor him when he used the word "f*cks." The moral: always swear in the plural. And possibly with quotation marks around your swears.

You'll still get censored if you make it onto this site, though. Sorry. Ads, lol.

eReader Advertising FAIL

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eReader Advertising FAIL
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Girl With the Dragon Tattoo: Not actually appropriate for girls. Or for younger children in general.

You Seem to Feel Pretty Facebook-Unjumble-Fightsongs-Kayak-ing Strongly About It

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You Seem to Feel Pretty Facebook-Unjumble-Fightsongs-Kayak-ing Strongly About It
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Since we have to be pretty strict about censr0ing on this site (Wheat Thins™ have very Victorian sensibilities!), I'm tempted to replace all f-bombs with "Facebook-UnJumble-FightSongs-KAYAK." It's like the phonetic alphabet except more app-propriate.