The Amazon River, the Only Habitat for the Rare Brazilian Duck

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Steve M-F Smith FAIL

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From the submitter:

This is what happens when your friend doesn't tell you he changed his number...

Ducking Smerglerberger Pishpash

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Yes, the iPhone will censor your naughty language. But! There are loopholes! It looks like Chris' phone didn't censor him when he used the word "f*cks." The moral: always swear in the plural. And possibly with quotation marks around your swears.

You'll still get censored if you make it onto this site, though. Sorry. Ads, lol.

I'm Actually Feeling the Opposite of That

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You Seem to Feel Pretty Facebook-Unjumble-Fightsongs-Kayak-ing Strongly About It

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Since we have to be pretty strict about censr0ing on this site (Wheat Thins™ have very Victorian sensibilities!), I'm tempted to replace all f-bombs with "Facebook-UnJumble-FightSongs-KAYAK." It's like the phonetic alphabet except more app-propriate.

ALL of Them Were Given That Day

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Too Late, We Have to Bang Now

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I'd rather not see people bang with auto-cucumbers. There's probably a place on the internet where you can see it, but I DON'T WANT TO.