When Things Go Wrong With Your Online Dating Profile

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Actual text from a man re online dating

Magical Bag of Winds

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I'd Say We All Use About Ten Contacts Out of Hundreds

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Yes, I need to keep my best friend from fourth-grade's number just in case I feel like talking to him for the first time in six years.