Error: Verizon Has Auto-Flagged Your BS as Spam

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"Can you hear me now? I don't care!"

Autocowrecks: Not-So-Invisible Children

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I went from WHY GOD WHY to laughing to intense feelings of guilt and another entry in the list of reasons why I'm going to hell, all in about 10 seconds.

The Best Way to Reply to Deal With Spam Is With More Spam

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I got a text from a number i didnt know. So i had some fun.

It Definitely Didn't Cost That Much to Change Into a New Pair

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An Absentee Excuse That's Worth a Lifetime

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You're welcome, young stranger! Unless this is spam in which case go die in a fire.

And He Never Met His One True Love

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Christian Love

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