You see, Yellow Pages, there's this thing called the internet. It fits in our pocket and weighs considerably less than a thousand pages of pulped wood fibers. I'm sorry, but it's time to move on.
I was going to buy the phone to put it in my own aquarium so that my fish could use it BUT I GUESS IT WON'T BE SO MUCH FUN FOR MY FISH NOW.
When I grow up, I want to be an iPod bounty hunter. I'll work only for the highest bidder.
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