Pick Me Up Some Tit Cream Sandwiches, Too

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Pick Me Up Some Tit Cream Sandwiches, Too
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It's a little-known fact that when Jesus rode his holy donkey into Jerusalem on Palm Sunday, the people greeted him with boobsicles as well as palm. Consequentially, many Catholic masses during the Eucharist often offer, as a supplement to bread and wine, boobsicles.

Mobile Parenting

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Mobile Parenting
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Think of this as a slightly modified version of helicopter parenting, except it's directed toward the other parent and it's borne out of cluelessness instead of the need for control.