Love or Shoes, Love or Shoes... So Hard to Decide

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Love or Shoes, Love or Shoes... So Hard to Decide
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Let's be honest, saying that sex will be your significant others' only birthday present is a little cheap. Unless he or she would normally pay for it. In which case you're a prostitute, not a lover.

Oh She Mad

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Oh She Mad
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Today I learned that "foams" is slang for "shoes." I'm very white.

Though Now That You Mention It, They're Both Ten Inches Long

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Though Now That You Mention It, They're Both Ten Inches Long
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When someone rejects your offer to send him or her pictures of your male appendage, just blame it on autocorrect. Are you listening, Anthony Weiner?