Oh She Mad

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Today I learned that "foams" is slang for "shoes." I'm very white.

Though Now That You Mention It, They're Both Ten Inches Long

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When someone rejects your offer to send him or her pictures of your male appendage, just blame it on autocorrect. Are you listening, Anthony Weiner?

Love or Shoes, Love or Shoes... So Hard to Decide

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Let's be honest, saying that sex will be your significant others' only birthday present is a little cheap. Unless he or she would normally pay for it. In which case you're a prostitute, not a lover.

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