sex

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By Unknown
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Let's be honest, saying that sex will be your significant others' only birthday present is a little cheap. Unless he or she would normally pay for it. In which case you're a prostitute, not a lover.

dating,euphemism,euphemisms,olive garden,pipe,relationships,sex
By Unknown
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Honestly, you pipeblocked yourself the minute you suggested going to Olive Garden. Really?

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By Unknown
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Oh look, they're going to oil drilling. Must be between a couple BP employees.

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